{"slip": { "id": 111, "advice": "You're not as fat as you think you are."}}
{"slip": { "id": 186, "advice": "One of the single best things about being an adult, is being able to buy as much LEGO as you want."}}
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{"fact":"At 4 weeks, it is important to play with kittens so that they do not develope a fear of people.","length":95}
{"slip": { "id": 213, "advice": "Quality beats quantity."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 37, "advice": "There is no reason at all to believe that White Wine is any different to water when it comes to removing Red Wine stains."}}
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