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Lawrence James McCormick was a Canadian-born American ice hockey player who became a naturalized citizen of the United States on March 17, 1920, and competed in the 1920 Summer Olympics for the American ice hockey team, which won the silver medal.

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Peristeria pendula is a species of orchid occurring from Trinidad to Central America and tropical South America.

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